Edward Dolan
2011-10-30 08:44:08 UTC
There ought to be a rule that no one can be on Usenet until he has reached
the age of 40. Anyone under that age is still a juvenile in our society and
not worth a shit. If such are not blithering idiots, they are snot nosed
brats who think it is clever to be stupid. Fuck'em all I say.
These cycling newsgroups were once barely acceptable because of at least a
few intelligent posters. Those days are long gone. Anyone with the least
intelligence has left for greener pastures. All that is left are the
aforementioned youthful types - dumbasses and fucktards. Fuck'em all I say.
Cyclists by and large are stupid people. Racing cyclists are the dumbest.
All they have going for them is too much testosterone. Utility cyclists are
the least dumb. Touring cyclists are somewhere in-between. But cyclists who
post to Usenet are in a class of their own - the dumbest of the dumb.
Literacy is wasted on them. Fuck'em all I say.
My only purpose in ever being here was to get a few laughs. It was easier to
get a few laughs in the old days when there were some glimmers of
intelligence, but it is all so dumbed down now that only the extremely
stupid can get any laughs. Happy days are gone forever. Fuck'em all I say.
And so Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, leaves these
fucked-up newsgroups with the sincere wish that each and everyone of you
will go to Hell where all good dumbasses and fucktards belong or, failing
that, you can stay on these groups forever fucking one another. That is the
one and only thing you are good at.
Fuck'em all I say.
the age of 40. Anyone under that age is still a juvenile in our society and
not worth a shit. If such are not blithering idiots, they are snot nosed
brats who think it is clever to be stupid. Fuck'em all I say.
These cycling newsgroups were once barely acceptable because of at least a
few intelligent posters. Those days are long gone. Anyone with the least
intelligence has left for greener pastures. All that is left are the
aforementioned youthful types - dumbasses and fucktards. Fuck'em all I say.
Cyclists by and large are stupid people. Racing cyclists are the dumbest.
All they have going for them is too much testosterone. Utility cyclists are
the least dumb. Touring cyclists are somewhere in-between. But cyclists who
post to Usenet are in a class of their own - the dumbest of the dumb.
Literacy is wasted on them. Fuck'em all I say.
My only purpose in ever being here was to get a few laughs. It was easier to
get a few laughs in the old days when there were some glimmers of
intelligence, but it is all so dumbed down now that only the extremely
stupid can get any laughs. Happy days are gone forever. Fuck'em all I say.
And so Ed Dolan the Great, aka Saint Edward the Great, leaves these
fucked-up newsgroups with the sincere wish that each and everyone of you
will go to Hell where all good dumbasses and fucktards belong or, failing
that, you can stay on these groups forever fucking one another. That is the
one and only thing you are good at.
Fuck'em all I say.
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Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota